This article justifies my lack of faith in humanity. People are so fucking stupid and crazy. Demons, ghosts, whatever the fuck else, are not fucking real.
if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me
Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child